We've all had them: lousy fucking lap dances. Lap dances that turn your cock into soft tissue. The chick grinds too hard (ouch!) or not at all (blue balls!). She pushes your hand away when you try to touch her tits or grab her ass. She's completely disinterested in you. She's just working, and you're just another sucker. You're halfway through the first dance, and you can't wait for the song to end so you can get her off your lap. Of course, we've all had great lap dances, too. Dances you didn't want to end. Dancers who were so good, you tried as hard as possible to keep from popping in your pants so the dance could last longer. Lap dances that were better than sex. Nobody wants a bad lap dance. We all want to have a good time and get off. But how can we be certain that the next time we tuck our hard-earned cash into a dancer's garter, heaven awaits? Fortunately, there are ways to assure the perfect lap dance. We know. The two writers of this story have been getting lap dances for a combined 60 years, and now we're ready to share our knowledge. It's "The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing." No bullshit. We should print this and leave copies on cigarette machines in the clubs. We've divided this special report into three sections: "Do Your Homework," "Rules of the Room" and "Lap Dance Etiquette." Ignore one or more of these sections at your own peril. Read 'em all, digest 'em and you're on your way to lap dance nirvana.

What's a budding girl of Scandinavian stock like 21 year-old Isabella to do? Take off her bra. A professor at Sweden's Lund University advises young girls to not wear bras too early, because of the chance of creating low-hanging breasts. "Too tight a bra can lead to breasts that sink,” warns the prof. "If natural movement is restricted by a bra that is too tight, it can affect the growth of elastic tissues that naturally support the breasts. Bras caused nipple height to sink slightly.” He cites a French study of women from 18 to 25 that claims that the distance between a woman's nipples and the ground decreased in women who wore bras. He stressed that girls that are still growing face the greatest risk of negative side effects from wearing bras that are too tight. But he says that girls with large boobs shouldn't avoid bras entirely. "If you feel uncomfortable without a bra, you should use one, as long as it allows your breasts to move in a natural way.” Isabella says, "I can't go anywhere without men going crazy over my big boobs. Guys like to see me without a bra, just wearing a t-short or a tank-top." Well, that's no surprise. "One of my ex-boyfriends used to tell me that swallowing his cum when I gave him a blow job would make my tits grow. He tried to show me reports that semen can make a girl's breasts bigger. I have to give him credit for trying but I'm a spitter not a swallower."

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